Some Memories Don’t Stop

Roasting coffee beans with the flames of my manuscript, I picture her perfect: Almond-shaped honey eyes, polka dotted dress, hair shoulder length and eyes eyes eyes shooting and hips moving so tightly and drinking like a champion, pickle back shots & Yuneglings, playing & winning at bingo – winning already – and soft lips andContinue reading “Some Memories Don’t Stop”

Plans To Pickup Someone At The Bar Cancelled For “Lack Of Confidence,” Officials Say

In a horrible upset on Thursday night, Sean Cooper’s plans to “get some strange” were called-off due to a lack of self-confidence and charisma. Cooper’s biggest fans, his housemates Brian and Jason, were looking forward to seeing a good game but went home dejected at the news of cancellation. “I kinda figured the whole, uh,Continue reading “Plans To Pickup Someone At The Bar Cancelled For “Lack Of Confidence,” Officials Say”