Intoxicated Journalist Writes Article

This Saturday at approximately 12:30 AM, junior Neil Houser sat down at his computer to write for the newspaper, simply because he had nothing better to do.  A “theme” or “subject”t was not considered for the article until he got to the second d line, at which point he made clear his lack of direction. Continue reading “Intoxicated Journalist Writes Article”

Death Of The Drunk Dial

Bad news, world.  It’s time to say goodbye to an old friend.  After years of making an ass of yourself on your friend’s voicemail, there’s a new boss in town and he means business.  Forget the drunk dial; that’s so 2002.  These days the cool way to document your most shameful drunken thoughts is inContinue reading “Death Of The Drunk Dial”