Plans To Pickup Someone At The Bar Cancelled For “Lack Of Confidence,” Officials Say

In a horrible upset on Thursday night, Sean Cooper’s plans to “get some strange” were called-off due to a lack of self-confidence and charisma. Cooper’s biggest fans, his housemates Brian and Jason, were looking forward to seeing a good game but went home dejected at the news of cancellation. “I kinda figured the whole, uh,Continue reading “Plans To Pickup Someone At The Bar Cancelled For “Lack Of Confidence,” Officials Say”

Suicide Bomber Forgets Explosives; Makes Anti-Climactic Speech

CLEVELAND,OH – A public transportation bus was held hostage Tuesday morning by Dale Granger, 31, in a suicide bombing attempt. Granger, a gas station attendant from Columbus, threatened to take the lives of thirty-four passengers before realizing he forgot his explosives.  In turn, he only delayed the bus for three frightful minutes.   Granger laterContinue reading “Suicide Bomber Forgets Explosives; Makes Anti-Climactic Speech”