Mark Zuckerberg to Spend Entire Fortune on Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Answering the question of the year, Time Magazine’s Man of the Year announced he would be spending all of his Facebook billions on complete Facial Reconstruction Surgery.  Zuckerberg says the decision comes after the painful realization that despite his fame and billions of dollars he will always be a, “doofy nerd with a less-than-admirable personality”. Continue reading “Mark Zuckerberg to Spend Entire Fortune on Facial Reconstruction Surgery”

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