Rev-o-lu-tion-ar-y: adjective; idealistic criminal. See also: societal escapist.

The last of the strawberries have long vanished the vine. The air has gone from lipton to brisk and the goo between eye and screen has become crusty. Perhaps radio waves shorted brainwaves. One cannot be sure when the upstairs fog set in, but it is safe to say there is a haziness that nowContinue reading “Rev-o-lu-tion-ar-y: adjective; idealistic criminal. See also: societal escapist.”

Suicide Bomber Forgets Explosives; Makes Anti-Climactic Speech

CLEVELAND,OH – A public transportation bus was held hostage Tuesday morning by Dale Granger, 31, in a suicide bombing attempt. Granger, a gas station attendant from Columbus, threatened to take the lives of thirty-four passengers before realizing he forgot his explosives.  In turn, he only delayed the bus for three frightful minutes.   Granger laterContinue reading “Suicide Bomber Forgets Explosives; Makes Anti-Climactic Speech”