Suicide Bomber Forgets Explosives; Makes Anti-Climactic Speech

CLEVELAND,OH – A public transportation bus was held hostage Tuesday morning by Dale Granger, 31, in a suicide bombing attempt. Granger, a gas station attendant from Columbus, threatened to take the lives of thirty-four passengers before realizing he forgot his explosives.  In turn, he only delayed the bus for three frightful minutes.   Granger later